Where have all the newest coupon codes gone lately?
It might seem like there has been a lot of extraneous material on the blog, and a dearth of pithy prose. You may be wondering if there will ever be glorious coupons again. Among the scrubs in the closet, the tossed diet books and medifast coupon code wrappers in the kitchen, you might find a monkey from outer space. This animal circles the planet at an astounding altitude, some estimate as high as 20 miles in the sky. This primate of promo codes listens to the heart beat of the world, and showers his ape friends with coupons the way a doctor might prescribe medications to his scrub wearing, nurses. The E. coli that is found on his hands is not of human origin, but rather a dark matter that chili peppers cannot disguise, even when mixed with inkjets and snapfish coupons.
So fear not, you ladies and lords of splendor… the ninja of insanity has donned a coat of white.
